The Cygnet Xmas Waddle is CONFIRMED

Due to unprecedented demand the pre-Ball Waddle is confirmed with the following details...

• Date: Saturday 15th December, 2001
• Start: The Fox, Putney High Street (kitty corner to Putney Station)
• Start Time: 17:30 for 18:00
• Finish: Thames RC
• Finish Time: 20:00
• Wear: Evening Dress
• Purpose: Hip Lubrication

Please note that kitty corner means "diagonally opposite" and is not, infact, a rather twee pet shop specialising in cats (thank you Goldaman).

For those people who can't make the 17:30/18:00 start time the Waddle will proceed in a leisurely fashion (with pronounced sway) down the left hand side of Putney High Street, and will stop in every pub encountered EXCEPT the Railway.

HOWEVER THERE IS ONE CAVEAT. If there is a pub on the right hand side of Putney High Street that is absolutely stuffed with Totty then it will be entered.

Two surprises have been planned for the Waddle. Both will happen early on, so punctuality will pay HUGE dividends.

Prizes

Prizes will be awarded to Waddlers in the following 6 categories...

• Most punctual Waddler (closest to 17:30)
• Most tardy Waddler (closest to 20:00)
• Most boring Waddler (male)
• Most inappropriate Waddle footwear (female)
• Best in Waddle (male): tied his own laces/bow tie; shirt tucked in; flies done up; no vomit flecks on lapels; etc
• Best in Waddle (female): short skirt; stockings; stilleto heels; cleavage; being single and easy; etc

COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...