Cygnet's Are Known For Their Gait.

All are welcome to attend the Cygnet Waddle as a precursor to, what promises to be, the finest BBLRC Ball in living memory (if the promises of lonely females are to be believed).

As any red-blooded oarsmen knows, the alarming effect of a room full of unattached, ovulating females can be significantly dampened (no pun intended) by following these two simple rules:

(1) Start drinking very early;
(2) Keep drinking.

To aid you in this task, Cygnet are proud to sponsor yet another Pre-Ball Waddle.

The Waddle will commence in Mayfair at 17:00. The organisers promise to deliver you safely to the ball no later than 19:15.

Those of you who cannot make the whole Waddle are welcome to join it at any stop along the way with the following caveat. If you do not complete the whole course of treatment you may end up getting into trouble later on.

THE WADDLE TIMETABLE...

Now here's the thing. it's currently 23:40 on Tuesday night and your webmaster is rather pissed. However, the news must be told, so after an exhausting evening of research, the Waddle will proceed as follows...

17:00 to 17:30 - The Kings Arms, Shepherds Market;
17:30 to 18:00 - Ye Grapes, Shepherds Market;
18:05 to 18:35 - The Red Lion, Waverton Street;
18:40 to 19:10 - The Running Footman, Charles Street.

...I know it will be hard to believe, but a LOT of thought has gone into this. The timetable will be strictly adhered to, and all pubs are an easy walk from Green Park tube and the Lansdowne Club itself.

We hope to see you there. Any enquiries on the night can be made to the Waddle Co-ordinator on 07990 56 00 53. Happy Waddling!